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Friday, 23 September 2011

(Blogger''s Diary) Nigerian Guy Flaunts Louis Vuitton Condom!!!

There I was trying to use the ATM, a naija guy walks and stands behind me,he's dressed down to the letter in designer wears, he's on the phone sporting a fake British accent yelling to the person on the other end as to why his luggages haven't been cleared yet! Probably been in the Uk for a few years
 When I was done using the ATM, I turned around, he smiled and says into the phone"Omg I'll call you back..Omg) His reaction is somewhat embarrassing and for a second, I'm forced to think there's probably a snake crawling up on my head.He says"excuse me angelic damsel "(yeah right).Well out of courtesy, I inquire what the problem is and he goes"I just came in from the UK, and I must say, you have knocked me off my feet".I get really mad, "is that it?Ok how about stepping out my way before I knock you off this part of the world?"(i meant it).
He definitely found it amusing as he began to laugh.Then he said"anyway, I'm sorry for embarrassing you, could we hook up some time?" He pulls out his Louis Vuitton wallet ),opens it and lo! A Loius Vuitton condom . I was shocked because,this condom was released just a little over a week.Trust Naija boys to represent everywhere.
But as a sharp girl, I pretended not to have noticed, he pulled out his card and handed over to me and said"I know you'll call me and by the way, hope my $68 Louis Vuitton condom didn't scare you?
I smiled and replied"No it didn't , it just demonstrated how vain you are" I said (handed his card back to him)and walked away.I heard him say" why these naija girls too dey form?Oh! So he could speak pidgin...lol

Well, I overheard some girls discussing about it and one said "if a guy doesn't use a Louis Vuitton condom on her, she ain't game.lol..I mean a $68 condom and then what,he releases gold semen?Well, sex is now one of the cheapest commodities around (so they say)maybe this would increase its value.

Well, abstinence is key but if you can't wait, you can either grab a twenty naira Gold circle condom(lol)  or a Louis Vuitton condom.$68 .

Btw, I'll rather have this 


  1. wow!u've finished the guy ooo..chai.But i cant buy that 68dolls condom,even if i have the money

  2. I'd rather have that too!lmao. very vain guy. *SMH*

  3. Chaiii i go buy my own Lv condom now.I no go use am oo..na just for flashing

  4. should i say your blog is just awesome. i like it and hope you won't mind sharing it as a link on my blog.

  5. lol@Uduak..i'll rather have the bag oo. any day, any time @Manyuirah..thanks alot dear.Ur def free(visiting urs rightaway)@anon 15:42..no words for u.i hope ur not the same guy ooo...haha

  6. hehehehehehehee...the guy dey speak pidgin.lol..u rock girl

  7. lwkm, Emeh u have killed me,i'm so using that line "Ok how about stepping out my way before I knock you off this part of the world?"

    U go fear purse scaring you,his mates are doing Bentley's nd yachts,his posing with lv wallet

  8. yes oo..his mates are doing private jets..lol

  9. Aww.thanks so much Varsity press.would visit ur blog now

  10. loving this blog..awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  11. Choi!!! see as the guy just finish himsef!
    Yeye fowl wey no gree lay egg. na for rubber to trap the baby batter be the koko, if nylon wrapped around the penis can achieve that why bother with $68 condom...
    Oh, I gerrit....it is so that he can
    "Cum in style!"

  12. lol@HONEYDAME..cum in style..hahaha

  13. Lmao! Emeh u are a trip! Honeydame sef just killed me

  14. U no go kill me ooo..u rock sha..funny

  15. Lolzzz, Guys and pretense. I guess cos some cheap girls been falling for that, he decides to try it on you.. smh

  16. lol @Toinlicious ..thanks luv..
    @Kayinulia..most def..i guess it's worked for him before

  17. Luving your blog and enjoying this post. Will definitely add your blog to my blog roll. Keep it up girl.

  18. And do you happen to keep his card? Lol.

  19. mhhh bebe.....you dey lie sha oh....no be all of us foolish...lol(no hard feelings babes)

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  24. Na so so Girls just dey comment On this post ni wey the Guys at least e still try get the condom cos an ordinary naija Guy can't afford Vuitton trust me that shit is expensive,you don't have to finish him off that way you should have given him a little bit of courtesy that he's a man as for me oh GUCCI na my thing i dont really feel LV

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